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05-11-2004, 02:55 PM
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Born on Naboo to unknown parents, Spunky-Monkey (real name Chunder) was abandoned at birth under a pool table at the Theed Cantina. His chubby appearance and dim witted features meant that he was initially mistaken for a big ape rather than a wookiee and soon found himself a resident of the Royal Theed Zoo. By the time Spunky reached 8 feet tall and began playing (and cheating at) Pazaak with the zoo's customers, the management realised that a mistake had been made. Spunky however was pretty certain that having as many bananas as he wanted and stealing zoo visitor's watches was a little more fun than being forced to build a giant orbiting death laser and then being shot. Therefor he vehemently denied that he was in fact a wookiee to anyone who asked him. It was during this time that he developed his love for music. The little Spunk would spend hours tapping away on the bars of his cage or howling at the moon (always while the other animals were sleeping).
Before long the Empire came looking for this supposed "ape" after a tip off from several people (all of whome seemed to have lost their watches). When The Empire saw Spunky they quickly guessed the truth and were about to lead him away when he suddenly burst into spontanious song! A group on Bothans posing as kangaroos and Mon Calamari posing as fish joined in and soon the entire zoo had errupted into song. It was at this point that The Empire discovered that along with his ruthless efficientcy and military cunning, all of their Stormtroopers had also inherited Jango Fett's well know love of stage musicals. Soon the animals had been joined by a full chorus line of dancing Stormtroopers. Unable to cope, the officer in charge agreed that maybe it was an ape after all and made a swift exit. Several months later Spunky was placed in solitary confinement and ordered to undergo therapy after a string of sexual assults on other animals (one of the Mon Cal had been found crushed to death by the side of his pond). Proffessional Monkey Councilers suggested that Spunky take up a more constructive hobby than forced intimacy with Durnis, and offered him his first Slitherhorn. Now, under the stage name of Spunky-Monkey, Chunder has become one of the galaxies formost (in his mind at least) musical artists. Along with his manager Golden-Mouse (a telepathic mouse droid with an attitude problem), his faithful steed Spunkasaurus (the most patient Dewback in existance) and his producer and backing group Dr Droid and D12Parsecs (who nobody has ever seen), Spunk tours the galaxy, spreading music, mayhem and really cheap merchandise wherever he goes! Spunk's new single "No Wookiee, No Cry" Recently reached number 1 in the Ewok chart. Look out for more releases soon!
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05-11-2004, 04:13 PM
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 ROFL!!!I really think I need to catch one of your shows, I always intended to, but now I think I have too!
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05-12-2004, 06:25 AM
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* Wook weekly gives Spunky-Monkey two paws up
Great story Spunky! Peace!
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05-12-2004, 09:10 AM
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OMG Eric you really need too. We had a blast at the last one.
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01-22-2005, 04:01 AM
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Tamak is a short, friendly Wookiee who grew up on Kashyyyk with his adopted sister Arianas. Shes was accepted as part of his honour family. He is very protective of her.
Tamak was different than other Wookies and didn't really enjoy hunting in the lower levels of the Wroshyr Tree canopy. Instead he prefered to entertain and groom others. He also enjoyed making things but not as much as entertaining. As a child he was abducted from Kashyyyk by slavers. He was shortly rescued by an Imperial Officer who took pity on him. Tamak then swore a life debt to his hero. Unfortunatly the officer died several years later due to heart failure. Tamak is still very young at the age of 30. Because of this he is still considered a youth and has not had his Hrrtayyk. His chosen profession is Image Designing and he also has a part time job as and RSF Pilot. Tamak has recently started to feel his connection to the force growing. He now lives with Arianas on the desert sands of Tatooine close to Bestine.
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